We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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