But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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