Whod you bang
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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