Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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