you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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