What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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