it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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