So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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