doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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