If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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