k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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