On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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