question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
