i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
where does the pee come out of this thing
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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