How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
