whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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