Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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