I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
