Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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