I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I had to cum in my sink.
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