I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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