You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jไger and an empty bed here Friday.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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