So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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