...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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