I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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