i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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