Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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