I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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