Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I love black thongs
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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