Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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