i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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