We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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