No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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