hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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