i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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