i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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