So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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