you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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