around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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