Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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