Where did you get a picture of my penis
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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