I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
not ubering you a puppy
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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