he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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