Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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