All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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