How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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