Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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