Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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