took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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