How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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