Whatcha textin bout Willis?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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