"it" just moved
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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