no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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