Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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